And each and every citizen of these United States shall have the right to abstain from style updates on all social networks, now and forever.

I’m sure that’s exactly how she felt: mildly annoyed.

Not much to do in Hawaii, huh?

I REFUSE TO ADAPT!

I mean it’s still texting, making calls, and updating this status but it’s otherwise completely useless.

New Facebook was just the nail in the coffin

“Also, I hope everyone got my present wish list in your email.”