Shockingly, some people weren’t that into the marriage equality support online

YOU make ME successful! What part of that don’t you understand?!

Thank God you can still post status updates, huh?

Worse than food poisoning.

I want 2 hours of my life back so I can spend it on Tumblr

Shuuuuuutttttttttt upppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!

And each and every citizen of these United States shall have the right to abstain from style updates on all social networks, now and forever.