A collection of first-world problems
Try working out in heels maybe?
How am I supposed to achieve nirvana now?
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Yeah, but you’re 4’11”, so…
Buy the White Whine book today for a chance to laugh on the toilet!
I hate winning awards too
Pet Peeve: Google employees having a free gym to use whenever they want.
Unless you’re an Olympic athlete, you have a problem.