A collection of first-world problems
I’ll never travel again!
See why the Bible is only called the “good” book…
Ohio > France
"I’m tired of European beaches."
"You’re in Paris you fuck."
Honestly, what a bitch.
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Damn, Paris for a weekend?
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It’s just that I own so many wonderfully fine things!
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