It’s getting harder and harder to frame the maid for murder
The customer is ALWAYS right, even when they’re wrong!
Anything concerning the temperature of butter - especially whipped butter served by caterers - is a certifiable White Whine.
How dare someone stutter at me?! HOW DARE?!
If you worked at Applebees, you’d need a drink, too.
You are no Dairy Queen! You’re a Dairy PEASANT!
Next time you go to new grocery for cheese of fondue