How dare you make me, a greater-than, wait to dine?!
Wait, you’re a white woman? Why didn’t you say so!
LET THE RIOT BEGIN!
If that was going to make or break your friday, I think it might have sucked anyway
Our society will never be civilized until you can stone a Starbucks employee in the streets for such an offense.
"Ohhh, I’m sorry. You spell your name the fucking stupid way? Oh, OK. I’ll remember to write it stupid next time you come in."
Here’s hoping you eat the wrong part of the blowfish!