A collection of first-world problems
How dare you be so good at your job
You tell that brista what’s up!
I think they do it just to piss you off.
Somebody isn’t getting a $50 savings bond this Chirstmas…
To the reply - better than a dead crack head, right?
But now you know that your mail is on an adventure!
Buy the White Whine book today
Maybe take out an ingredient to save time?