It’s getting harder and harder to frame the maid for murder

The customer is ALWAYS right, even when they’re wrong!

Anything concerning the temperature of butter - especially whipped butter served by caterers - is a certifiable White Whine.

How dare someone stutter at me?! HOW DARE?!

If you worked at Applebees, you’d need a drink, too.

You are no Dairy Queen! You’re a Dairy PEASANT!

Next time you go to new grocery for cheese of fondue