Two wonderful human beings! I feel like if you post something about Amber Alerts being annoying, the police should get a veto on your next 911 call. 

911, what’s your emergency?

There’s someone in my house. I think they might have a gun.

Were you not the one who posted ‘STFU Amber Alerts’ on Facebook?

Yes, but what does that have to do with…hello? Hello?

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