FIRE ALL THE WAITERS!
Two wonderful human beings! I feel like if you post something about Amber Alerts being annoying, the police should get a veto on your next 911 call.
911, what’s your emergency?
There’s someone in my house. I think they might have a gun.
Were you not the one who posted ‘STFU Amber Alerts’ on Facebook?
Yes, but what does that have to do with…hello? Hello?
Get the White Whine book for under $10!
These thieves are getting a taste for the good life
Wait…the thief left your “top of the line” iPhone cable?!
They’ll never clean it up by then!
Looks like I’ll be making my own cocaine from here on out