A collection of first-world problems
A complaint I’m hoping to have some day.
Kill a tree, read a book
Ohhhh, this is what that “Circle of Life” song from Lion King was about.
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Maybe someday you’ll be able to afford a roof for your car
"It’s like, shit Dad, can we take the Navigator at least?"
-Whine by Todd