A collection of first-world problems
Try working out in heels maybe?
Those earrings would have changed EVERYTHING
Rub some champagne on it maybe?
Like the site? You’ll love the book (probably)
If only there was something that could be done!
White Whine: A Study of First-World Problems Available Now at This Link
This dude is so rich he waxes his cotton.
Buy the White Whine book today for a chance to laugh on the toilet!
Don’t I not know it!
Anything that starts with “Daddy” and ends with that emoji is an immediate White Whine.