I KNOW, right?!
Only three formal nights per Atlantic crossing? What is this, a tramp steamer?!
Meanwhile, I will continue to call you ‘dry cleaning lady’ instead of learning your name.
Ladies, he’s single!
The continuing trials of the whitest dude alive…
Maybe someday you’ll be able to pull off a scarf…but not yet
Getting rid of clothes is a bad idea. Much smarter to buy a bigger house.
