If only there was something that could be done!
This dude is so rich he waxes his cotton.
Don’t I not know it!
Anything that starts with “Daddy” and ends with that emoji is an immediate White Whine.
Don’t you hate it when your boobs go on a diet?
Before you complain, walk a mile in my heels
I can’t really make fun of someone who is helping the less fortunate, but sometimes I really, really want to.