A collection of first-world problems
Style before safety, brother
One the whitest whines of all time.
Try working out in heels maybe?
Those earrings would have changed EVERYTHING
Rub some champagne on it maybe?
Like the site? You’ll love the book (probably)
If only there was something that could be done!
White Whine: A Study of First-World Problems Available Now at This Link
This dude is so rich he waxes his cotton.
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