Only three formal nights per Atlantic crossing? What is this, a tramp steamer?!
Meanwhile, I will continue to call you ‘dry cleaning lady’ instead of learning your name.
The continuing trials of the whitest dude alive…
This is like a white person horror story
Maybe someday you’ll be able to pull off a scarf…but not yet
Getting rid of clothes is a bad idea. Much smarter to buy a bigger house.
Don’t insult Dr. Scholl like that
