But at least your corpse will have some banging pumps to be buried in!
Before you complain, walk a mile in my heels
A hauntingly beautiful tale of loss
Is this some kind of trick question?
I dunno, that clown dress looks pretty cool.
The scariest part was I was doing my own laundry! I didn’t even have a housekeeper!
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