Your life-saving is getting in the way of my do-nothing-ing
I know this is a really funny White Whine and all, but that 7% battery icon is stressing me out.
What a florid, beautiful way to let everyone know you don’t donate to charity.
I can’t really make fun of someone who is helping the less fortunate, but sometimes I really, really want to.
Oh what the fuck is this?! I didn’t want to help people!
Never ask the people with the most to help the people with the least
Update your business model, homeless people!