What a florid, beautiful way to let everyone know you don’t donate to charity.
I can’t really make fun of someone who is helping the less fortunate, but sometimes I really, really want to.
Oh what the fuck is this?! I didn’t want to help people!
Never ask the people with the most to help the people with the least
Update your business model, homeless people!
That’s what the poor villagers are for!
I mean, she’s scaring the children in the cancer ward!
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