A collection of first-world problems
Guys, please donate that ice water to someone in need.
Your life-saving is getting in the way of my do-nothing-ing
Buy the White Whine book today for a chance to laugh on the toilet!
I know this is a really funny White Whine and all, but that 7% battery icon is stressing me out.
What a florid, beautiful way to let everyone know you don’t donate to charity.
The perfect gift for that special asshole in your life
I can’t really make fun of someone who is helping the less fortunate, but sometimes I really, really want to.
The Perfect Gift For That Special Asshole In Your Life!
Oh what the fuck is this?! I didn’t want to help people!
Buy the book…buy the book…buy the boooookkkkkk……
Never ask the people with the most to help the people with the least