We’ve got a new contender for Whitest Thing Ever Said!

We’ve got a new contender for Whitest Thing Ever Said!
Finalist for Whitest Thing Ever Said
Wow, I never knew how horrible it was buying a better boat
Great White Whine, greater joke.
“Now, what am I supposed to do? Just float around in it?”
I think maybe you should get a 6th boat.
So you’ve been out protesting, then?