Yeah…looks like a real piece of shit, huh?

Even Bieber can have a bad birthday

Do you not know what “complimentary” and “gift” mean?

Hook up your comp to a generator and wish me a happy birthday!

It’s my party and I’ll freak the fuck out if I want to.

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Stupid moms, always buying themselves stuff…

And may God have mercy on the people who forgot to write on her wall.