How fucking rude of that guy to drown and ruin an otherwise perfect beach day!

“SPRING BREAK!”

- Shouted to no one while playing videogames in a dark hotel room

Kids should never get to choose because they’re always going to choose San Diego. Kids love San Diego.

With all the beaches your dad owns, you shouldn’t feel bad about not getting to visit them all. 

“I’m gonna sell this shit and buy myself 5 more days at the beach!”