It’s almost as if you’re not as invested in this coffee order as I am!

Yeah, I’m going with the barista on this one…

Oh my god, another AMAZING Barista tale! Remember this nail-biter? Are there more of these out there? If you see one, please submit it at WhiteWhine.com/Submit. I could literally read these all day. 

Can you believe how in this one the stupid, stupid barista doesn’t know the customer is lactose intolerant?! Incredible!

What a thrilling story!

As far as annoyances go, that’s not a huge one.

“…but, come on, this is Portland.”

“Yes, I’m an asshole. No, I don’t care who knows it.”