A collection of first-world problems
My son isn’t gonna shit in any old diaper!
This damn kid is disrupting my gamer lifestyle.
Kill a tree, read a book
Nobody likes a crying baby at a restaurant. I’m speaking about this lady, not the infant, of course.
Buy the book…buy the book…buy the boooookkkkkk……
I’ll push this thing out of my vagina when Project Runway is over…IF I COULD FUCKING WATCH IT!
Stupid baby is messing up my beauty regiment!
Once again, life is unfair.
I love the logic at the end - “you go through double the diapers if you buy the cheap shit.” Really? The brand-name diapers can take 2, 3 dumps before you need to change them I guess.