I’ll push this thing out of my vagina when Project Runway is over…IF I COULD FUCKING WATCH IT!
Stupid baby is messing up my beauty regiment!
Once again, life is unfair.
I love the logic at the end - “you go through double the diapers if you buy the cheap shit.” Really? The brand-name diapers can take 2, 3 dumps before you need to change them I guess.
How fitting, then, that your child will shit all over this great injustice.
…That kid isn’t getting SHIT from me!