A collection of first-world problems
Maybe you should stop texting and give them your phone so they can fix it?
WTF?! Stop trying to keep me alive, Apple!
Like the site? You’ll love the book (probably)
Get on my level!
This one has it all! A complaint about Apple and Hawaii, PLUS a guy with a holier-than-thou attitude about race relations!
Maybe buy 5 iphones?
White Whine: A Study of First-World Problems Available Now at This Link
Some iPods need a little more parental support than others.
Buy the White Whine book today for a chance to laugh on the toilet!
I guess buy a new MacBook?