A collection of first-world problems
Can’t we all just get iLong
And why should you.
Let us never speak of that again
Consider yourself warned, parents. Do NOT fuck this up!
Unless you were a big ol’ racist, the end of segregation should have felt pretty good, right?
Their brunch pictures are going to be so much worse
I would have thought the downside would be looking like a turd and everyone hating you.