Decant it? Ew. That’s how poor people aerate their fine wines.
It’s like, WHY did I even get a mixology certificate if we’re not going to have limes?
Don’t you mean Merlot Wine…Product?
If she’s really that drunk, this status must have been dictated to the maid.
I’m 30 and I’d still be pretty pumped if I found some free Miller’s