I honestly can’t tell whose side I’m on here

Here’s a tip: If the restaurant you’re eating at has the words “factory” “hut” or “house” in the name AND/OR it’s at the mall, it probably doesn’t have a Michelin star.

So sorry to hear about your free food.

…but overall, a 4.

Yelp Contest entry

So wait…you mean to tell me they serve brand name sparkling water?!

A Yelp Contest entry. 

HOW COME I HAVE TO FOLLOW THE RULES?!

Entry for the Yelp White Whine contest.

Sounds like this is the perfect person to be reviewing a candy store.