I’ll help those flood victims in a minute, right now I’ve got a more important prayer to answer. - God
I will have chocolate at midnight or you won’t have my business.
Just hop a quick flight to LA and make your burger dreams come true.
Awww. You only get to go once. Maybe.
This one has it all! A complaint about Apple and Hawaii, PLUS a guy with a holier-than-thou attitude about race relations!
Suns out, guns out, bro!
Not even a First World Problem, it’s a First World Tragedy