Mark Zuckerberg Calmly and Rationally Responds to his Critics

There’s been a lot of criticism over the years of Facebook and me, Mark Zuckerberg, and I just wanted to let you know that I really do listen to the really insightful, interesting and constructive things you little fuckers have to say. For example, I know you think the million “people you may know” features I’ve added to the site are annoying. But you know what’s really annoying? A billion “people you may know” features.The day after I update the site, you all take to the internet, ironically most often on the very website that had so wronged you, to proclaim your hatred for it. Is it because each and every site update is the worst thing ever done to humanity? Are the updates starting famine in third world countries? No, it’s because everyone who uses Facebook is a reactionary, inbred, illiterate piece of shit.

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