A collection of first-world problems
Mercedes at a Wal-Mart, huh?
A complaint I’m hoping to have some day.
Kill a tree, read a book
And if you keep updating your Facebook while driving “your Benz,” you probably will drive off a cliff!
Get the White Whine book for under $10!
How inconsiderate of Mercedes to release a new model
God I hope this is a joke
Sorry, I think you got the cars mixed up.
Well that confirms it! Your parents don’t love you.