You have to stretch before you exercise
“Yes, hello? Health department? I’d like to report a gross violation of health codes at my local Starbucks. An employee there was wearing hair rollers and concealer on her…and you hung up.”
You have angered the Roomba and the Roomba has exacted its revenge
I’m all about saving the environment! I just think I’d be better at it with some nice, perky tits, is all.
“The indignity of the suburbs”
Like Romeo and Juliet, she and her love were kept apart by parents.
Yeah…looks like a real piece of shit, huh?
