A collection of first-world problems
The Burger King would never suffer such an insult!
So angry she had to reply to her own status with more of the story
Like the site? You’ll love the book (probably).
DQ and Schindler’s List should never appear in the same sentence, except this one I’ve just written
Kill a tree, read a book
You are no Dairy Queen! You’re a Dairy PEASANT!