Two wonderful human beings! I feel like if you post something about Amber Alerts being annoying, the police should get a veto on your next 911 call.
911, what’s your emergency?
There’s someone in my house. I think they might have a gun.
Were you not the one who posted ‘STFU Amber Alerts’ on Facebook?
Yes, but what does that have to do with…hello? Hello?
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