A Collection of First-World Problems, Updated DailyTumblr (3.0; @whitewhine)http://whitewhine.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a15be2cec68d9e9d85c656abed944b74/tumblr_moaptadC9Z1qz5tgbo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://whitewhine.com/post/53291841133http://whitewhine.com/post/53291841133Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:20:23 -0400white whinefirst world problemsLOLfunnycoffeefood and drinktechnologysubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/270ac9913b80125d2357bcafb33bb48d/tumblr_moaybzqp3D1qz5tgbo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>No, no. That’s called a “bank.”</p>http://whitewhine.com/post/53285303396http://whitewhine.com/post/53285303396Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:40:18 -0400white whinefirst world problemsLOLfunnyshoppingtoo richmoneydollar storesubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b7e6c42e5cde2cb8d80c06061b1784f8/tumblr_mob2gj9Dt61qz5tgbo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>As much as I want to make fun of this guy, I half agree with him</p>http://whitewhine.com/post/53210111859http://whitewhine.com/post/53210111859Mon, 17 Jun 2013 14:20:07 -0400white whinefirst world problemsLOLfunnytortureperspectivethe internettechnologybufferingsubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/61223379301ec148ae6e61c42eec7b82/tumblr_moc2okZ0W11qz5tgbo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The only solution is to buy a new car</p>http://whitewhine.com/post/53203501826http://whitewhine.com/post/53203501826Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:40:11 -0400white whinefirst world problemsLOLfunnyCarsclothesclothingdrivingsockssubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b9229334f9ae529f3ec0a86806eb7922/tumblr_mod3hdUMc01qz5tgbo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Any limo is better than no limo, right?</p>http://whitewhine.com/post/53127607101http://whitewhine.com/post/53127607101Sun, 16 Jun 2013 14:20:12 -0400white whinefirst world problemsLOLfunnylimoembarressedcarssubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/15257a2e286208c2ae9fde519cd9574b/tumblr_moe0m1VnXh1qz5tgbo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://whitewhine.com/post/53120801009http://whitewhine.com/post/53120801009Sun, 16 Jun 2013 12:40:07 -0400white whinefirst world problemsLOLfunnyhouse and homethe helpdomesticsmaidhousekeepersubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2b139ba2781a6228caeac0e512081e5d/tumblr_moe38b92NZ1qz5tgbo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>If only we could build more!</p>http://whitewhine.com/post/53039129539http://whitewhine.com/post/53039129539Sat, 15 Jun 2013 14:20:00 -0400white whinefirst world problemsLOLfunnyhouse and homethe newsmoneymansionsubmissionbest of<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2d7ce135cd1fc8c48bad3326328c04e6/tumblr_mntivmloh61qz5tgbo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Imagine how she feels waking up even earlier to come clean some asshole’s house!</p>http://whitewhine.com/post/53032764380http://whitewhine.com/post/53032764380Sat, 15 Jun 2013 12:40:00 -0400white whinefirst world problemsLOLfunnythe helpmaidscleaning ladyhouse and homesubmissionbest of<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5be6156cb404f440463f5192043c83c7/tumblr_mnvugxpij11qz5tgbo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>There is no escape from Game of Thrones spoilers.</p>http://whitewhine.com/post/52960812391http://whitewhine.com/post/52960812391Fri, 14 Jun 2013 14:20:23 -0400white whinelolfirst world problemsfunnygame of thronesGoTTVentertainmentspoilersboom roastedsubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dcc2758f39994f17f8729ace32f2a92e/tumblr_mnrq78MEZS1qz5tgbo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My art! The people must see my art!</p>http://whitewhine.com/post/52954726093http://whitewhine.com/post/52954726093Fri, 14 Jun 2013 12:40:10 -0400white whinefirst world problemsLOLfunnyfacebookthe internetprofile picturesubmission<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/juLHmG76P4Q?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>America’s Fucking Assholes Run on Dunkin!</p>http://whitewhine.com/post/52888953092http://whitewhine.com/post/52888953092Thu, 13 Jun 2013 15:59:00 -0400white whinefirst world problemsLOLfunnyrantvideovideosdunkin donutsfood and drinkcoffeeracistsubmissionbest of<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b505e4b1b649ee979feada51b9c91428/tumblr_mnsldqWTwP1qz5tgbo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>So let me get this straight: You want me to PAY the FULL RENT, even though I’m going on vacation for a while? What kind of scam you running here, huh?</p>http://whitewhine.com/post/52882064839http://whitewhine.com/post/52882064839Thu, 13 Jun 2013 14:20:00 -0400white whinefirst world problemsLOLfunnyhouse and homemoneyrentvacationtravelidiotlandlordsubmissionbest of<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/086b1a12456042be2461792d8d29048e/tumblr_mnu3rgjMZB1qz5tgbo1_r1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>That’s MY trash, homeless people! Not YOUR trash!</p>http://whitewhine.com/post/52875777074http://whitewhine.com/post/52875777074Thu, 13 Jun 2013 12:40:17 -0400white whinefirst world problemsLOLfunnyhomelesshomeless peoplesocial issuesperspectivehorrible peoplesubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3afcb99e0fd26bc291af45071566611c/tumblr_mnupa4SHZW1qz5tgbo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I almost want to congratulate you, but you <em>are</em> bragging about your house being too big, so….</p>http://whitewhine.com/post/52803614794http://whitewhine.com/post/52803614794Wed, 12 Jun 2013 14:20:28 -0400white whinefirst world problemsLOLfunnyhouse and hometoo bigtoo richsubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9c29740ea9cb254afbb757506a2574d7/tumblr_mnw3us1dEW1qz5tgbo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I wish there were Worker-Canceling headphones</p>http://whitewhine.com/post/52797380941http://whitewhine.com/post/52797380941Wed, 12 Jun 2013 12:40:22 -0400white whinefirst world problemsLOLfunnythe helphouse and homenoisesubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ce3e1425e0c7d67343edf0643fccbd5f/tumblr_mnwg56to0t1qz5tgbo1_r1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s like, I’m not gonna <em>learn</em> with people who are <em>different</em>, ya know?</p>http://whitewhine.com/post/52722377258http://whitewhine.com/post/52722377258Tue, 11 Jun 2013 14:20:00 -0400white whinefirst world problemsLOLfunnyschoolracistcollegesubmissionbest of<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/affb59fe5fcb025c0a09762cebadeb5e/tumblr_mnxho9cgOd1qz5tgbo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“Well better make it 8-<em>11</em> trapped because I’m stuck in this fucking mess now, too!”</p>http://whitewhine.com/post/52716030476http://whitewhine.com/post/52716030476Tue, 11 Jun 2013 12:40:17 -0400white whinefirst world problemsLOLfunnyperspectivetragedysubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ce4328bf836a00d41dea43e54e72dfcf/tumblr_mo09ky7IDD1qz5tgbo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Ugh, this free dancing group in the park has absolutely no respect for the rules of proper dance!</p>http://whitewhine.com/post/52641162749http://whitewhine.com/post/52641162749Mon, 10 Jun 2013 14:20:25 -0400white whinefirst world problemsLOLfunnydancingentertainmentwhitest man in the worldsubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/093af5e10e975e4eb9b68a9d45769dbb/tumblr_mo16e70q2D1qz5tgbo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>In the First World, even asses are treated a little bit better</p>http://whitewhine.com/post/52634799539http://whitewhine.com/post/52634799539Mon, 10 Jun 2013 12:40:09 -0400white whinefirst world problemsLOLfunnybathroomtoiletheated toilet seathouse and homecomfortsubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8dc790cf545050383d42ae3e4f978d68/tumblr_mo1dv3aJiw1qz5tgbo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Yeah, equality is stupid. It’s not like this country was founded on that idea or anything. </p>http://whitewhine.com/post/52560753633http://whitewhine.com/post/52560753633Sun, 09 Jun 2013 14:20:00 -0400white whinefirst world problemsLOLfunnyracistfood and drinksubmissionbest of