A Collection of First-World Problems, Updated DailyTumblr (3.0; @whitewhine)http://whitewhine.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a4c5abce8475402a1b7b7d9cb0ba2dc3/tumblr_mmxc53CAi41qz5tgbo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>You have to stretch before you exercise</p>http://whitewhine.com/post/51082826302http://whitewhine.com/post/51082826302Wed, 22 May 2013 14:20:06 -0400white whinefirst world problemsLOLfunnycell phoneminesweepervideogamessubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/540fb8f6e67125a50f927bc28995236a/tumblr_mmz9e6vcfG1qz5tgbo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“Yes, hello? Health department? I’d like to report a gross violation of health codes at my local Starbucks. An employee there was wearing hair rollers and concealer on her…and you hung up.”</p>http://whitewhine.com/post/51077251171http://whitewhine.com/post/51077251171Wed, 22 May 2013 12:40:05 -0400white whinefirst world problemsLOLfunnystarbuckscoffeefood and drinkrantscustomer servicesubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bdde77e30fdf62342254aa5f3c721771/tumblr_mmzfkqUXwl1qz5tgbo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You have angered the Roomba and the Roomba has exacted its revenge</p>http://whitewhine.com/post/51002590497http://whitewhine.com/post/51002590497Tue, 21 May 2013 14:20:16 -0400white whinefirst world problemsLOLfunnyroombatechnologyhouse and homepetspoopsubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e4ff62bcff5530d89d9e98c0f8fc0724/tumblr_mn1maxU9VH1qz5tgbo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m all about saving the environment! I just think I’d be better at it with some nice, perky tits, is all.</p>http://whitewhine.com/post/50996878669http://whitewhine.com/post/50996878669Tue, 21 May 2013 12:40:20 -0400white whinefirst world problemsLOLfunnyplastic surgeryparentsunfairrantssolar panelstechnologygoing greensubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/28386d0bc58fef34d8c12e5e3728e2ea/tumblr_mn1y1h3N701qz5tgbo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“The indignity of the suburbs”</p>http://whitewhine.com/post/50921081382http://whitewhine.com/post/50921081382Mon, 20 May 2013 14:20:03 -0400white whinefirst world problemsLOLfunnyiphonetechnologyappleshoppingsubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9733987627b39f50e656ab50eca0b7e7/tumblr_mmnuqtwvKR1qz5tgbo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Like Romeo and Juliet, she and her love were kept apart by parents.</p>http://whitewhine.com/post/50915103441http://whitewhine.com/post/50915103441Mon, 20 May 2013 12:40:00 -0400white whinefirst world problemsLOLfunnycarsparentsmoneyspoiledsubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ed23240ae7e0ede505efe6f4d040b5ac/tumblr_mmoq5c9Yr21qz5tgbo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Yeah…looks like a real piece of shit, huh?</p>http://whitewhine.com/post/50837340511http://whitewhine.com/post/50837340511Sun, 19 May 2013 14:20:23 -0400white whinefirst world problemsLOLfunnybirthdaycakebirthday cakeparentschildrenbakerysubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6be3889a4e4211f4f54e4177decee8db/tumblr_mmov5viLlX1qz5tgbo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>The longest wait in the world…</p>http://whitewhine.com/post/50829735270http://whitewhine.com/post/50829735270Sun, 19 May 2013 12:40:06 -0400white whinefirst world problemsLOLfunnyavocadofood and drinkpatiencegroceriesgrocery storessubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c50a61a2d07adffb8c73540f67804fff/tumblr_mmk4y9GEsN1qz5tgbo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I hate when they use the wrong bread in my bed sandwich</p>http://whitewhine.com/post/50745379567http://whitewhine.com/post/50745379567Sat, 18 May 2013 14:20:13 -0400white whinefirst world problemsLOLfunnyfood and drinkjimmy johnssubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f9ffa445b3e979f3c47e34e57aeb1e43/tumblr_mmcgzkAYJr1qz5tgbo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>That’s gonna be one boring ass support group</p>http://whitewhine.com/post/50738364804http://whitewhine.com/post/50738364804Sat, 18 May 2013 12:40:15 -0400white whinefirst world problemsLOLfunnyshoppingziplocksubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/05d78c56628d09d520d6870623a52876/tumblr_mmavm7rA6u1qz5tgbo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“They look nice on this black sneaker stand, too.”</p>http://whitewhine.com/post/50664743694http://whitewhine.com/post/50664743694Fri, 17 May 2013 14:20:15 -0400white whinefirst world problemsLOLfunnysneakersshoesjordansnikerange rovercarsshoppingclothesclothingsubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/71a77b9561df4d999dca37ec5b1ff88d/tumblr_mmcvt7KZYX1qz5tgbo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Wait…the thief left your “top of the line” iPhone cable?!</p>http://whitewhine.com/post/50659463443http://whitewhine.com/post/50659463443Fri, 17 May 2013 12:40:17 -0400white whinefirst world problemsLOLfunnycrimetheftdogsdogs in bagspetscarssubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/01640f7041b2ed7be96cb91878d622cb/tumblr_mmdlplRADP1qz5tgbo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I feel your pain. </p> <p>Not really.</p> <p>It’s not pain. </p>http://whitewhine.com/post/50589397531http://whitewhine.com/post/50589397531Thu, 16 May 2013 14:20:14 -0400white whinefirst world problemsLOLfunnyshoppingclothesclothinglouis vuittondiorguccijimmy choosubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fccc5e351592e3d51f076f2bc98a9cb7/tumblr_mme83xUYnG1qz5tgbo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Even rich girls don’t always get the gift they want. </p>http://whitewhine.com/post/50584021267http://whitewhine.com/post/50584021267Thu, 16 May 2013 12:40:00 -0400white whinefirst world problemsLOLfunnyponyponieshorsesgiftsspoiledparentssubmissionbest of<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/20e7d6434ad8eb01a0d022ec5f16f67f/tumblr_mmfgky1Mgs1qz5tgbo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>And she’s humble to boot!</p>http://whitewhine.com/post/50508700373http://whitewhine.com/post/50508700373Wed, 15 May 2013 14:20:00 -0400white whinefirst world problemsLOLfunnyarrogantthe newsjealousyjealoussubmissionbest of<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/33b0137bc3571c5dbca09f0f4a619774/tumblr_mmg2x4cy0V1qz5tgbo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Finally, an answer to the age old question, Do font snobs exist?</p>http://whitewhine.com/post/50503343764http://whitewhine.com/post/50503343764Wed, 15 May 2013 12:40:08 -0400white whinefirst world problemsLOLfunnysnobhelveticafontsubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3d7b09bcc435a254cc5483452481cb91/tumblr_mmhvlljUK81qz5tgbo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Poor thing. She’s going to die before she gets her new car.</p>http://whitewhine.com/post/50432515862http://whitewhine.com/post/50432515862Tue, 14 May 2013 14:20:03 -0400white whinefirst world problemsLOLfunnycarsspoiledsubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cd03231084f4d7cc0c3112b2457de1c2/tumblr_mmjrgt9ERa1qz5tgbo1_r1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Don’t believe the hype</p>http://whitewhine.com/post/50427158659http://whitewhine.com/post/50427158659Tue, 14 May 2013 12:40:16 -0400white whinefirst world problemsLOLfunnylazyfood and drinkthe weathersubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8518da88e487264f182919aefd538006/tumblr_mlpvnf0Jds1qz5tgbo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“I’m color blinde(sic) to race” is one of the funniest things I’ve read all year. </p>http://whitewhine.com/post/50354529539http://whitewhine.com/post/50354529539Mon, 13 May 2013 14:20:00 -0400white whineLOLfunnyfirst world problemsracistrantstrainscommutetransportationsubmissionbest of<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a52f728df46e8f638967d9bef3ab5025/tumblr_mlrnpgGbob1qz5tgbo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!</p>http://whitewhine.com/post/50349051475http://whitewhine.com/post/50349051475Mon, 13 May 2013 12:40:11 -0400white whinefirst world problemsLOLfunnygilt groupeperspectivetrainstragedysubmission