Hey White Whiners,
I need your help. I have decided to attempt a 300 mile bike ride from NYC to Washington DC in support of green energy and bike advocacy. I’m collection donations for my team, Big Oil. If each of you gave just $1 I would have the most money and could make all the other riders feel ashamed. That would give me great pleasure, especially considering I’ve never done anything like this before.
Any and all donations would be appreciated. As much as I like to poke fun at ultra-liberal whiners, I, too, would like to leave a world for my grandkids where they could ride their bikes safely and breathe clean air. And, as I mentioned before, I would really, really like to make the other riders feel bad about the money they collected.
Learn more about the Climate Ride
EDIT: You guys are the best. Thanks so much to the people donating. Especially Anonymous, who has already made two donations!
