A true first world problem

A true first world problem
Hey, I’m in college. I can easily relieve you of your problem!
#0526 “i hate it when i have too much money in my wallet that it doesn’t close”
I wish I had this problem.
This sounds like the sort of thing I’d say making fun of...problems. But someone actually...
See, this same thing happens to me, man. Except it’s just a ton of old receipts. Sadly, there’s never any actual money...
I know you think yes, but no. I’m good either way, but if you’re going to strip, please do it in my bedroom. Or on a bar...
I have. Does that mean you find me less attractive now?
So you’ve stopped stripping. /sad face/
I love having this problem.
I hate it when I keep expecting that money will appear in my wallet that I refuse to close it.. Yep, third world shiz