September 2009
16 posts
Complaint #507
I can’t watch The Wire without the subtitles turned on…
-Whine by @vt_mruhlin
Complaint #506
I hate it when my iPod Touch’s screen gets stuck in horizontal mode. I don’t want to listen to all of Viva la Vida.
-Whine by Sarah
Complaint #505
If summer is over maybe you should tell you produce department, Whole Foods. Where is the squash?
-Whine by Mallory
Complaint #504
OMG - Does Pitchfork have to review EVERY Beatles album re-issue separately?
-Whine by Nate
Complaint #503
My neck is sore from having to move my head left to right all day at the US Open.
-Whine by Chrissy
Complaint #502
Ugh google maps, no I don’t want stores named after orchards I want REAL FUCKING ORCHARDS.
-Whine by Melissa
Complaint #501
I think I bruised my tailbone at Hot Pilates.
-Whine by Emily
Complaint #500!
Re-blogging my favorite White Whine of all time in honor of our 500th complaint. Thanks for everyone who continues to email and tweet whines at me!
“Can’t they just make ski boots that are easier to walk in?”
- Whine by Robert Lyons
Complaint #499
My building decided to move the recycling bins to one of the sub basements. Guess who won’t be bothering to recycle any more?
-Whine by @jayd
Complaint #498
Ugh. You posted SO many vacation photos on Facebook. It’s going to take me forever to look through them all.
-Whine by Mario
Complaint #497
Ugh I have 4 different argyle socks with NO matches!
-Whine by @csjordan
Complaint #496
“Stuffing lobster with imitation crab meat? You’ve got to be kidding me.”
-Whine by Alex
Complaint #495
Ugh, my girlfriend eats so much hummus but it gives her the worst breath.
-Whine by Tony
Complaint #494
Ugh, I bought lemon Perrier by mistake! Seriously tastes like dishwashing liquid!
-Whine by @AlsyAlsy
Complaint #493
Why can’t Blackberry have an “ampersand” symbol? I am sick of typing “and” all the time.
-Whine by Pamela
Complaint #492
Wait, we’re on the regional? Why aren’t we taking the Acela?! I should have flown…
-Whine by Me