June 2009
24 posts
Complaint #452
Holy shit, the Cat with the Pyramid is by far the worst of the special powers in Peggle.  -Whine by Dan
Jun 30th
Complaint #451
I made the New York Times my homepage so I could be up to date on current events, not Michael Jackson’s death. -Whine by Anonymous
Jun 29th
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Complaint #450
I feel dumb whenever a new xkcd sends me to Wikipedia. Still, though, I’m learning, I guess. -Whine by @bookcat
Jun 27th
Complaint #449
My sister effed up my $45 Rainbow flipflops. She said she’ll buy me a new pair, but the leather takes FOREVER to break in! Ugh. -Whine by @SoSarahSays
Jun 26th
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Complaint #448
We finally got a new photocopier at work… and I’m STILL three hole punching my own documents? FAIL. -Whine by Thill
Jun 25th
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Complaint #447 - IRL Whine
I hate when new jeans have that straight-from-the-factory smell. I really don’t want to be reminded of the blind Cambodian slave child that made 1/8 of a penny to weave these pants with her teeth, thx. -Whine by Christine
Jun 24th
27 notes
Complaint #446
Ugh, this library has a really terrible Vonnegut collection. -Whine by Mike
Jun 23rd
24 notes
Complaint #445 - IRL Whine
To get the 3G S to call my wife using voice command, I have to pronounce our last name as “Blank”. Can I get some French localization pls? -Whine by @shawnblanc
Jun 22nd
8 notes
Complaint #444
Oh God…The Jonas Brothers are going to be this generation’s Beatles, aren’t they?  How disappointing. -Whine by Me
Jun 19th
41 notes
Complaint #443
I finally got a Prius last year and now they’re doing a redesign for the 2010?! Now my Macbook, iPhone AND car are out of date. -Whine by @bertrude86
Jun 18th
22 notes
Complaint #442
All of a sudden America loves Zach Galifinakis? I’ve been watching his stand-up for years now! -Whine by Max
Jun 17th
47 notes
Complaint #441
No Padma, no Tom, and no Gail? Ugh. How could you call that Top Chef? - Whine by @THEREALBRENDAN
Jun 16th
18 notes
Complaint #440
I would be getting more offers on my house if my neighbor took better care of his lawn. -Whine by Brian
Jun 15th
11 notes
Complaint #439
4:3 aspect ratio… lame. -Whine by Colin
Jun 12th
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Complaint #438 - IRL Whine
Dear video game developers: If I wanted to WATCH a MOVIE, I’d have rented one. Thanks though. - by @kpereira
Jun 11th
10 notes
Complaint #437
“Great.  They made the iPhone cheper.  Now I have to get a new one.” -Whine by Amy
Jun 10th
6 notes
Complaint #436
“Realtors’ definition of Williamsburg is pretty getting pretty lax.  They tried to show me a ‘Williamsburg loft” off the Jefferson L stop.” -Whine by Sadie
Jun 9th
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Complaint #435
Couldn’t Pixar have come up with a more unique name than “Up”? All the puns in the review titles are just too obvious. -Whine by Colin
Jun 7th
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Complaint #434
I lost my credit card but I absolutely can’t cancel it and get a new one— I’ve had these numbers memorized since high school! -Whine by Dan
Jun 6th
4 notes
Complaint #433 - IRL Whine
Aarrrgh, what does one wear on safari? Whine by @lilyroseallen
Jun 5th
7 notes
Complaint #432
Where the FUCK is my Netflix envelope? -Whine by Sam
Jun 4th
26 notes
Complaint #431
OK Hulu, it’s bad enough I have to watch commercials at all, but could you mix them up a bit?  I’ve seen this intel commercial like 5 times today! -Whine by James
Jun 3rd
9 notes
Complaint #430
Ugh, no wifi at the airport?  I thought Seattle was supposed to be ahead of everyone with technology. -Whine by James Smith
Jun 2nd
2 notes
Complaint #429
Jesus, H&M clerk. You’re the one getting paid, *you* swipe my card. -Whine by Nick Douglas
Jun 1st