April 2009
17 posts
Complaint #405
“Every time I answer my office phone and hang it up the cord twists once, by lunch I have to unplug it and untangle the cord.  Why can’t I have a cordless phone in my office?” -Whine by Nick Griffith
Apr 30th
Complaint #404
“No one ever @’s me on Twitter.” -Whine by Beth
Apr 29th
14 notes
Complaint #403
“God, yet another Ros Chast cover? Why is the New Yorker’s worst cartoonist getting another crack at it when we haven’t seen a Joost Swarte cover in months?” -Whine by Nick Douglas
Apr 28th
7 notes
Complaint #402
“I’m just on too many improv teams right now.” -Whine by Phil
Apr 27th
Complaint #401
“How is it that Urban Outfitters website remembers for weeks what I have put in my shopping cart, but forgets in 10 minutes that I want to ‘view all’ on one page?” -Whine by Julie
Apr 24th
23 notes
Complaint #400
In honor of 400 White Whines, I’d like to post what is still my favorite to this day. Complaint #30  “Can’t they just make ski boots that are easier to walk in?” - Whine by Robert Lyons
Apr 23rd
14 notes
Complaint #399
“Excuse me, but whole wheat is NOT the same thing as 7-grain.” -Whine by Michael
Apr 22nd
Complaint #398
“I FINALLY figured out how to jailbreak my ipod touch but these cracked apps are so glitchy. What a waste of time.” -Whine by Brad
Apr 21st
4 notes
Complaint #397
[collapsing on desk] “Ugh, why does it take sooo looong to upload pictures to Facebook?!” -Whine from Julie
Apr 20th
10 notes
Complaint #396
“I rearranged the app locations on my iPhone’s home screen and now nothing is where my fingers are expecting it to be.” -Whine by Andy
Apr 15th
8 notes
Complaint #395
Really, “negotiate”? I hate when I already know the Merriam-Webster’s Word of the Day. -Whine by Colin
Apr 13th
Complaint #394
“What’s with this winter dragging on and on? I just want to drive the Saab with the top down.” -Whine by Ross
Apr 10th
Complaint #393
“Well maybe if you followed me on Twitter, we wouldn’t need to have this conversation!” -Whine by Riley
Apr 8th
39 notes
Complaint #392
“I burned my tongue on my starter and now I won’t be able to taste the rest of my meal.  Who makes escargot that hot?” -Whine by Miles
Apr 7th
6 notes
Complaint #391
“God.  If I had known that gifts of equity were taxable, I would never have taken mom’s old condo.” -Whine by Phil
Apr 6th
3 notes
Complaint #390
“I have these horrendous Sony speakers that crackle whenever my BlackBerry gets a message.  It’s awful.  I don’t know how I make it through the workday.” -Whine by Jonas
Apr 3rd
Complaint #389
“I’m all for the new, new Facebook, but wish someone would update the Facebook for iPhone app to reflect the changes.” -Whine by Sarah
Apr 2nd
7 notes