January 2009
19 posts
Complaint #355
“Michael Cera is acting like an ass about being in the ‘Arrested Development’ movie.”
-Whine by Michelle
Complaint #354
“Where have you been, Billy Joel? Isn’t it about time you made a new album?”
-Whine by Martin
Complaint #353
“What am I supposed to do with four Starbucks cards that each have less than $2?”
-Whine by Emily C
Complaint #352
“If one more person sends me a .docx file, there will be hell to pay!”
-Whine by Colin
Complaint #351
“Whoever invented clamshell packaging should be shot.”
-Whine by Barry
Complaint #350
“How can more people watch The Big Bang Theory than 30 Rock?”
-Whine by Jacqueline
Complaint #349
“I hate Google’s new icon. It’s fugly.”
-Whine by Robyn
Complaint #348
“Not that MLK wasn’t a great leader or an inspired speaker, but does every channel on digital cable need to do a show about him today?”
-Whine by William
Complaint #347
“The smell in Yankee Candle is too strong.”
-Whine by Grant
Complaint #346
“Ugh, I hate when you have to select a country from a dropdown menu and United States isn’t the first option!”
-Whine by Eve
Complaint #345
“Oh great, my car made the top 10 most stolen cars list of 2008. Guess I’ll be seeing a hike in my insurance now!”
-Whine by Scotty
Complaint #344
“You used Genius to make me a mix CD for our 1 year anniversary?!” -Whine by LKane
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Thanks to everyone who voted for White Whine in the Best Quotes/Conversations category. Being that I’ve never won anything in my life, this is very exciting. Also, congrats to my co-workers, Jake and Amir, for taking the Best Video and Funniest categories.
Complaint #343
“Ugh, I can’t use twitter to its full potential because I don’t have unlimited texts.”
-Whine by Zach
Complaint #342
“I don’t know, I just don’t feel ‘connected’ to the new Top Chef judge.”
-Whine by Mel
Complaint #341
“I am so sick of domestic travel.”
-Whine by Bobby
Complaint #340
“I can’t believe the timeshare didn’t come with dishwasher soap. What do they expect me to do? Wash by hand?”
-Whine by Erin
Complaint #339
“Ugh, Netflix shipped disc two of Mad Men instead of disc one!”
-Whine by Jacob
Complaint #338
“I finally make it to Rome and the Pantheon ceiling is under construction? These things only happen to me.” -Whine by Natasha