May 2008
17 posts
Complaint #221
“Ugh, again?! Every time I sit down, my phone slides right out of theses linen pants!” -Whine by Alec Kretchun
Complaint #220
“I can’t believe my mother sold all my old fencing equipment. Honestly…I’m livid.” -Whine by Zinggg
Complaint #219
“$500 for Billy Joel tickets? Outrageous.” -Whine by Gabriel Bell
Complaint #218
“I hate it when the maid moves my guitar.” -Whine by William Doyle
Complaint #217
“Can someone please make a whole wheat bagel that comes in flavors other than cardboard?” -Whine by Rita
Complaint #216
“Why do people upload such tiny photos to Facebook? Even cell phones take higher res images than that.” -Whine by Jeffery Rabinak
Complaint #215
“All of my Tumblr Dashboard content is just people I’m following reblogging other people I’m following.” -Whine by Rick Paulus
Complaint #214
“If they’re going to make you wait for an hour they should really lose the ‘no cell phones in the waiting room’ policy. I am so over this dentist!” -Whine by Jeremy Potter
Complaint #213
“Ugh - the contractors keep throwing cigarette butts in the koi pond.” -Whine by Gabriel Bell
Complaint #212
“When I lay in bed and try to watch TV, the colors on my plamsa TV look all distorted. How annoying!” -Whine by Suzie
Complaint #211
“Finish this list for me, Dan Brown: Angels and Demons, The DaVinci Code, and _______. Don’t think your fans have forgotten that you owe us a third book. We’re waiting.” -Whine by Toby Glenn
Complaint #210
“For a site that’s so popular, Pitchfork sure does have a lot of bugs.” -Whine by George S. Parlier
Complaint #209
“Jesus Garmin, I’ve been driving for 10 minutes and you still haven’t acquired a signal? Good thing I checked Google Maps before I left otherwise I’d be completely lost.” -Whine by Eric Farrell
Complaint #208
“What do you mean you don’t have ginger ale?” -Whine by Gabriel
Complaint #207
“Can’t someone make a Tivo for the radio? I love my morning show but I can’t stand these mattress commercials.” -Whine by Ted Merendino
Complaint #206
“That was the worst Simpsons yet. Why do they even bother anymore?” -Whine by Greg
Sorry, Whiners
I pulled an all nighter at CH and that threw off my WhiteWhine schedule. We’ll be back to the regular schedule on Monday.