May 2008
17 posts
Complaint #221
“Ugh, again?! Every time I sit down, my phone slides right out of theses linen pants!” -Whine by Alec Kretchun
May 30th
1 note
Complaint #220
“I can’t believe my mother sold all my old fencing equipment. Honestly…I’m livid.” -Whine by Zinggg 
May 29th
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Complaint #219
“$500 for Billy Joel tickets? Outrageous.” -Whine by Gabriel Bell 
May 28th
Complaint #218
“I hate it when the maid moves my guitar.” -Whine by William Doyle 
May 22nd
4 notes
Complaint #217
“Can someone please make a whole wheat bagel that comes in flavors other than cardboard?” -Whine by Rita
May 21st
Complaint #216
“Why do people upload such tiny photos to Facebook?  Even cell phones take higher res images than that.” -Whine by Jeffery Rabinak
May 20th
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Complaint #215
“All of my Tumblr Dashboard content is just people I’m following reblogging other people I’m following.” -Whine by Rick Paulus 
May 19th
11 notes
Complaint #214
“If they’re going to make you wait for an hour they should really lose the ‘no cell phones in the waiting room’ policy. I am so over this dentist!” -Whine by Jeremy Potter 
May 15th
2 notes
Complaint #213
“Ugh - the contractors keep throwing cigarette butts in the koi pond.” -Whine by Gabriel Bell
May 14th
6 notes
Complaint #212
“When I lay in bed and try to watch TV, the colors on my plamsa TV look all distorted. How annoying!” -Whine by Suzie 
May 13th
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Complaint #211
“Finish this list for me, Dan Brown: Angels and Demons, The DaVinci Code, and _______.  Don’t think your fans have forgotten that you owe us a third book.  We’re waiting.” -Whine by Toby Glenn 
May 12th
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Complaint #210
“For a site that’s so popular, Pitchfork sure does have a lot of bugs.” -Whine by George S. Parlier 
May 9th
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Complaint #209
“Jesus Garmin, I’ve been driving for 10 minutes and you still haven’t acquired a signal?  Good thing I checked Google Maps before I left otherwise I’d be completely lost.” -Whine by Eric Farrell
May 8th
Complaint #208
“What do you mean you don’t have ginger ale?” -Whine by Gabriel 
May 7th
2 notes
Complaint #207
“Can’t someone make a Tivo for the radio? I love my morning show but I can’t stand these mattress commercials.” -Whine by Ted Merendino 
May 6th
Complaint #206
“That was the worst Simpsons yet. Why do they even bother anymore?” -Whine by Greg
May 5th
1 note
Sorry, Whiners
I pulled an all nighter at CH and that threw off my WhiteWhine schedule.  We’ll be back to the regular schedule on Monday. 
May 3rd