February 2008
21 posts
Complaint #161
“It was one thing when my mother started reading my blog, but does she really need to follow my Twitter feed?” -Whine by Jason Jones
Complaint #160
“Why was the year of my birth such a disappointing year for bordeaux?” -Whine by Stephanie Garfield
Complaint #159
“Hey R.E.M., you wanna at least tell us when tickets go on sale?” -Whine by Brad Beasley
Complaint #158
“Ugh, the reception on my iPhone is so bad it might as well be an iPod Touch.” -Whine by Ben Austin BTW, my good friend, The Assimilated N-word (sorry, I just can’t say that!) did a great interview with the people behind Stuff White People Like. I’d read it but these new contacts really dry out my eyes. Honestly, I might just go back to glasses. I’m paying extra...
Complaint #157
“Who spilled Papa John’s garlic butter on my Wii controllers?” -Whine by Brandon Reynolds
Complaint #156
“They make carb-less soda, why can’t they make carb-less Vitamin Water?” -Whine by Jason Mitchell
Complaint #155
“Ugh, there is this one commenter on my blog who is always trashing my posts. It’s like, ‘If you’re going to rag on everything I write, why do you keep reading my blog every day?’” -Whine by Me BTW, Speaking of comments, I added disqus so we can all be white and whiney together. Still send your whines to WhiteWhine@Gmail.com though.
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Complaint #154
“The Bellagio doesnt have wireless in the hotel rooms. Lame.” -Whine by Adam DuVander, found here
Complaint #153
“You’d think with his massive popularity that Perez Hilton would have made a mobile version of his site by now. What gives, Perez?” -Whine by Colleen Shugrue
Complaint #152
“Why is Barnes and Noble not open? Not everyone has President’s Day off.” -Whine by Bonie Mattern
Complaint #151
“This Key Lime Yogurt tastes nothing like Key Lime Pie.” -Whine by Mike D
Complaint #150
“The real problem with ‘A Mighty Wind’ is that Parker Posey is barely in the movie at all!” -Whine by Alabaster Sanchez
Complaint #149
“Why is it that Fed Ex will leave my HD DVD player on my front porch, but the USPS needs a signature for my Men’s Health At Home Workout Bible? Where are all these book thieves they are worried about?” -Whine by Tim Wienckowski
Complaint #148
“Since when does ‘everything’ on a publix sub include jalapenos?” -Whine by Josh Duckwall
Complaint #147
“I really wish the vet would learn to pronounce my cat’s name correctly.” -Whine by Lamar Clarkson
Complaint #146
“When booking a squash court, it’s ONE hour. Not one hour and, “oh, sorry, can we just finish up?” -Whine by Randy Stevenson
Complaint #145
“It is beyond frustrating that we don’t have single stream recycling in my neighborhood. I mean, c’mon!” -Whine by Morty
Complaint #144
“I don’t like the new Wachovia ATMs. They take 5 seconds to register a touch and go to the next screen. I just KNOW they’re running windows.” -Whine by Ian Joyner
Complaint #143
“I only checked out one Country CD on Amazon.com and now all my recommendations are Country music!” -Whine by Brent Tap
Complaint #142
“I mean it feels good to buy organic, but would it kill Whole Foods to stock Diet Coke?” -Whine by Ben Austin