December 2008
16 posts
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Dec 27th
Complaint #337
“Well, call this evening ruined. Why do they even stock The Dark Knight in full screen?” -Whine by Ben Joseph
Dec 24th
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Complaint #336
“‘Mary is can’t wait for the party this weekend!’ Seriously? Newsflash: You can delete the ‘is’ when updating your facebook profile.” -Whine by Ethan
Dec 22nd
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Complaint #335
“I know it’s a recession but is it so bad we can’t get Karaoke at the company holiday party?  I had a song picked out and everything.  Ugh.” -Whine by Me
Dec 19th
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Complaint #334
“Snowstorm, schmostorm.  When I order something from L.L.Bean online, I expect it to arrive before Christmas.” -Whine by Mary
Dec 18th
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Complaint #333
“Ugh, none of the pockets on these vintage jeans are the right size for my BlackBerry.” -Whin by Kristi
Dec 16th
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Complaint #332
“I hope the economy stays shitty for another 3-4 months, I want a good exchange rate when I go to Europe in the spring.” -Whine by Andy
Dec 15th
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Complaint #331
“God, Gchat is taking way too long to load!” -Whine by Laura
Dec 10th
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Complaint #330
“Thanks to the Whole Foods “no grazing” policy, I’m stuck with a week’s worth of bland granola.” -Whine by Nick Douglas
Dec 9th
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Complaint #329
“Really Starbucks? I don’t think that swapping out the red sprinkles to chocolate shavings merits changing the name from Peppermint Mocha to Peppermint Mocha Twist.”   -Whine by CSM
Dec 8th
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Complaint #328
“Great.  The masseuse messed up my hair again.  Perfect.” -Whine by Melvins
Dec 5th
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Complaint #327
“Ugh, I just found out today that I’ve been pronouncing ‘salve’ wrong for the past 20 years. Why didn’t anyone correct me?!” -Whine by Sade
Dec 4th
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A Word from Me
Hello Whiners, I’m Streeter and I run this website.  I’ve noticed a few people in he comments here seem to have misinterpretted what this site is all about.  This is a humor site intended to poke gentle fun at the absurdities of white folk and their love of gadgets, expensive coffee, winter sports and catalogue shopping.  It is NOT a place for white supremecists to post moronic, racist...
Dec 4th
17 notes
Complaint #326
“Damn, I forgot my mouse, and I hate using the touchpad. It’s sooo slow.” -Whine by Aaron
Dec 3rd
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Compaint #325
“Well, I guess the recession hasn’t affected lift ticket prices.” -Whine by Martin B.
Dec 2nd
Complaint #324
“It was so crowded I couldn’t even get a seat on the ferry back from Nantucket.  It makes me think we should stop going to the family’s beach house for Thanksgiving every year.” -Whine by Miller
Dec 1st
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