October 2008
19 posts
Complaint #308
“Their pumpkin martini doesn’t taste anything like pumpkin. I was trying to be seasonal, but I had to switch back to ordering dirty martinis.”
-Whine by Patricia
Complaint #307
“Come on, iPod. Can you really call it ‘shuffle’ if you just played 3 Panic at the Disco songs in a row?” -Whine by Britne
Complaint #306
“Hey! I said egg whites on a gutted bagel…not toasted…And I thought Carroll Gardens was known for their bagels!”
-Whine by Job Gabrus
Complaint #305
“I don’t think my parents know how to rent anymore. In their email they say ‘chalet’ but after seeing the website I’m struggling to call it a ‘lodge.’” -Whine by Irab
Complaint #304
“I already paid DirecTV $300 for the NFL Sunday Ticket, and now they want me to pay another $100 to get the games in HD. Give me a break!”
-Whine by Kyle
Complaint #303
“I love Raspberry EmergenC but not 30 in a row - why don’t they have an assorted flavors pack?”
-Whine by MikeyD
Complaint #302
“Is ‘alot’ not a word yet? Seriously? Isn’t it time to shed some of these out-dated lingusistic rules?”
-Whine by Mary Dunn
Complaint #301
“Ugh, I just put a quarter in the meter and the Army Surplus store isn’t even open!”
-Whine by Rich Ernst
Complaint #300
“Excellent. Wired gives my blog a great review but doesn’t publish the URL. I guess people will just guess their way here.”
- Whine by Me
Complaint #299
“Ugh, switching the seasons in my closet takes forever.”
-Whine by Chrissy Fiorilli
Complaint #298
“We’re officially in a recession—I’m eating CANNED pineapple instead of fresh.” -Whine by Debra
Complaint #297
“Only organic dog food? Are you kidding me? My vet wants me to be poor, I swear.”
-Whine by Leslie
Complaint #296
“Thanks, Wall Street. You killed my mutual funds and now I have to take the kids to the Bahamas instead of Aruba. We’re not even staying at Paradise Island!”
-Whine by Mel
Complaint #295
“Excellent. Just excellent. A sinus infection before winter has even started.”
-Whine by Barry
Complaint #294
“Perfect, the first tree has barely changed and already all the city people are coming upstate to town to gawk. It’s a tree, people, go look at them in Central Park and stop clogging my roads!”
-Whine by Chester
Complaint #293
“I really wish Fresh Direct was able to deliver within a one hour window instead of two.”
-Whine by Caitlin
Complaint #292
“I get it - you want to accelerate slowly to maximize the gas mileage of your Prius; but I’d like to get to my yoga class TODAY!”
-Whine by Jeremy
Complaint #291
“Ugh, do you know how expensive it is to get a Rolex serviced?”
-Whine by Eric
Complaint #290
“Really? Forgetting to press “debit” before inserting my card invalidates the entire transaction? Ugh.”
-Whine by Liana