October 2007
23 posts
Complaint #67
“Its a shame I only get to wear my Christmas tie once a year.” -Whine by Jared St. Croix
September 2007
24 posts
Complaint #66
“How on earth can it cost so much to spay a cat? I just don’t get it.” -Whine by Meghan Foley
Complaint #65
“Man, I have wayyyyy too many pairs of chinos but I can’t decide which ones to give to charity and which to keep.” -Whine by Thomas Butler
Complaint #64
“What do you mean you forgot the non-stick spray? Now we aren’t going to be able to make mountain pies!” -Whine by Adrienne Legath
Complaint #63
“Why won’t Leno put the headlines that I send in on the show? They’re just as good, if not better, than the ones he shows!” -Whine by Daniel Fillmore
Complaint #62
“Really? Really? You’re telling me you’re out of both Crispix and Chex? Well, I’m not coming to this grocery store anymore.” -Whine by Jameson Kirkland
Complaint #61
“The trailheads in the north east are so poorly marked. And don’t even get me started on the blazes - nearly invisible!” -Whine by me
Complaint #60
“Lousy DVR can only record one show at a time. How am I supposed to record Heroes and Two and a Half Men?” -Wine by James Smith
Complaint #59
“Why do they have to put the Farmers’ Market right downtown? It really plays havoc with my commute.” Whine by Alex
Complaint #58
“These seats are nice and all, but I hate having to look through the netting. And the umpire is always in the way. Ugh.” -Whine by Tommy Wilder
Complaint #57
“Don’t get me wrong, I love the Porsche. I just wish I could get a bag of golf clubs in the back!” -Whine by Ken
Complaint #56
“Why can’t the Gap make more bathing suits?” -Whine by Robert Lyons
Complaint #55
“I can’t believe they put a Wendys right next to the New York Sports Club I go to. That is such a tease.” -Whine by Jay
Complaint #54
“It’s already half way through September and I still haven’t gotten Field and Stream in the mail yet. I’m about this close to canceling my subscription!” -Whine by Jim Prentice
Complaint #53
“The way the weather has been lately I can’t tell if it’s time to winterize the pool or plan another barbecue!” -Whine by Kevin Corrigan
Complaint #52
“I had to download like 12 iTunes updates when I got my iPod touch, it seriously took forever.” -Whine by Grant Kerner
Complaint #51
“What hell is wrong with my wifi? Honey, call Geeksquad again.” -Whine by Bjorn Trowery (who’s black!)
Complaint #50
“What the fu… Turbo Tax is raising their fees again this year?! Fine, but this is the last time I’m using them.” Whine By Dean Brooks
Complaint #49
“You wouldn’t believe how hard it is to find replacement parts for my NordicTrack.” -Whine by Me
Complaint #48
“What do you mean you only have menthol left?” -Whine by Brian Hudson
Complaint #47
“I can’t BELIEVE Steve Jobs just dropped the price of the iPhone $200! I feel like such a sucker now.” -Whine by Erin
Complaint #46
“The docking fees for the boat just keep going up every year. It’s the same dock! Why the fee hike?!” - Whine by John Kastrinos
Complaint #45
“The parking lot at Target is always so busy. Whoever designed this place should be fired?” -Whine by Grant Kerner
Complaint #44
“The liquor store is out of Yellow Tail Shiraz again. Why do even bother coming here?” -Whine by Steve Sophocleous