August 2007
23 posts
Complaint #43
“You know, I’d buy a hybrid if they were just a little bigger. I don’t feel safe in them and that’s what really matters.” -Whine by Me
Complaint #42
“Why does my company have a yearly limit on matching 401k contributions? That’s SO stupid!” -Whine by Dalas Verdugo
Complaint #41
“Ugh, The guy at T-Mobile swore to me this was the newest Blackberry.” -Whine by Steve Soph
Complaint #40
“Lab puppies cost how much?!”
Complaint #39
“I asked for my coffee with room for milk and she filled it all the way to the top. I hate these new baristas.” -Whine by TP
Complaint #38
“Why are there only three flavors of Baked Lays? I really think there should be more.” -Whine By Adam Endrelunas
Complaint #37
“You don’t even want to know how much it cost to fill up the boat this weekend.” -Whine by Robert Lyons
Complaint #36
“Another NPR pledge drive? They just had one!” -Whine by Brian Hudson
Complaint #35
“I wish I had a dimmer switch on that light.” -Whine by Paul Madsen
Complaint #34
“Damn, the chairlift stopped again. We’ll be up here all day!” -Whine by Leo and Patricia
Complaint #33
“The nearest Ikea is 5 hours away. Why can’t they build one closer?” -Whine By Hungro
Complaint #32
“Honestly, what self-respecting bar doesn’t have Heineken?” - Whine by Kenneth Weaver
Complaint #31
“My new assistant makes the worst coffee.” - Whine by Chrissy Fiorilli
Complaint #30
“Can’t they just make ski boots that are easier to walk in?” - Whine by Robert Lyons
Complaint #29
“Honestly, what ever happened to getting a plain ol’ cup of coffee?”
Complaint #28
“Fantastic, another sinus infection…”
Complaint #27
“Oh man, I missed ‘Unwrapped’ again. That’s my favorite Food Network show.”
Complaint #26
“Jeez, how freaking long do I have to wait for another Tom Hanks movie?”
Complaint #25
“Chardonnay gives me the worst hangovers.”
Complaint #24
“The Barenaked Ladies don’t tour the US enough anymore.”
Complaint #23
“We never have seafood anymore, it’s always steak, steak, steak.”
Complaint #22
“Ugh, all the good gmails are taken.”
Complaint #21
“Jeez, it sure is chilly in here. Todd, how ‘bout a little heat, huh?”