July 2007
15 posts
Complaint #20
“Rhode Island has the worst highways.”
Complaint #19
“Ugh, 60 Minutes is on another break?! What am I supposed to watch on Sunday night?”
Complaint #18
“CVS is always out of spf 30 sunblock.”
Complaint #17
“The problem with the Hamptons is that there are so many mosquitoes!”
Complaint #16
“It’s been over three years since Da Vinci Code and Dan Brown hasn’t written anything new. What the hell?”
Complaint #15
“Great, just great…Blockbuster says they don’t have any copies of Uncle Buck. Now what are we going to do?”
Complaint #14
“Ugh, who bought the Hot salsa? Hm? Who was it? I specifically requested Mild.”
Complaint #13
“Why aren’t people into swing music anymore? That was a fun year.”
Complaint #12
“Jeez, would you look at the price of swordfish? Whatever happened to fish being cheap?”
Complaint #11
“There’s too much mayonnaise in this chicken salad.”
Complaint #10
“Oh come on! Bed, Bath and Beyond isn’t open 24 hours? Damn.”
Complaint #9
“VH1 Classic has wayyyy too many commercials. I don’t care about car wax, get back to the Fleetwood Mac concert!”
Complaint #8
“Whoa! When did they change the Nantucket ferry price from $10 to $13?! Ugh.”
Complaint #7
“I just haven’t seen any movie worth watching since ‘The Squid and the Whale.’”
Complaint #6
“The line at Whole Foods is almost unbearable.”